GUEST//

As the first ever guest poster on the all consuming, ‘cuntfacetheblog’, its my duty to remind you all I’m not Jon Glanville and he is the true mastermind here.

As none of you useless cunts are aware, school continues past year 6, shocking I know. In my recent travels to and fro the WCA or Wollongong College Australia, I have discovered many a thing. One being that Asians froth more over cigarettes than jack McCarren does over French toast and frappes....

Exibit A.


...But the most crucial and life changing thing I have learnt is never, not in your entire life, shall man force himself to not too pass a bowel movement for 3 days, it’s like a bear un-clogging after a winter in hibernation.

Stay tuned for pt.2

POIPE//

Got out of tafe at around 330pm on friday arvo, and headed down the coast to pipe with wezz. Was sorta disappointed to see it was an inconsistent 2ft, but was still fun getting out there and shooting a few.

One of the funniest moments was when old mate from south africa was telling us how he got a 'party wave' with about 5 little kids, all yelling at each other 'fuck off' and other various profanities... Anyway, heres a few to show the kids.

Scene.



Jack Mccarron, the man himself.


Some dude, kinda liked the angle.


The depths of Crumpet


Crumpet celebrating matt youngs final wave.

SURPRISE//

Thats right!!




And if you say you expected it, you've gotta be kidding yourself, much like the time jack maccarron told a certain someone that he walks around husky taking in the natural beauty with a sketchpad (would you like to confirm this jack??).

Anyway, its been quite some time since ive posted on here, which i was made well aware of when lifelong friend, haydn smith, started a facebook group to bring back this exact blog.

Well, guess we have a little catching up to do...

Ok, maybe not. I could most likely count the amount of times ive shot, on one hand. Could be due to the fact im getting unmotivated, or maybe due to the fact it IS summer, the waves ARE shit, i AM getting old, And it IS way too fucking hot to be shooting anything appart from surf, and considering there is no surf, ive left the camera in my bag.

Negatives aside, i have shot twice in the past week or so, both sessions were close to terrible, but its a start!

Empty.


Clean.


Look up.


Wesley.


Storm.

TRIO//

There were a few waves around today, shot a few closeouts after work, wish the tide was a bit lower, was breaking really wierd. .

Dylan gettin all cajsh pullin into a closeout.


Matt 'i shoulda been deeper ayeee' Young


Matt representing a reverse hand hang, + Damo Miller (the next stewart)

BOOM//

Today is our second last day.
This morning we went to check socials to find 1-2ft slow waves, we then headed towards the edgewater to find 4ft slabs, which shane dogged.
This arvo we went for a burn up the mountains and shizzay. So many 'farmer joes' and such.

The edgewater.


And again.


Sunset from a farm-ish place.

NOT//

Not long now until we head home, got only 2 more full days after today i suppose.
Sucks not being able to go in the water but shit happens i guess.

Yesterday arvo the boys went out club raro while i shot a few from land and and had a few longies with a dude we met over here. Here are some random shots from the trip.


Not so empty. (shane dropping in on the should


Big bitchin' benda.


Club raro.

YOOOO//

Hey dudesssss.

Havn't posted in a while, got some pretty sweet waves over the last few days, today was the end of me haha.

pretty funny watching wrighty shiting himself out club raro yesterday arvo, anyway, ill leave you with a few shots, 3 from a session at socials, 1 of shane burning the rubberrrrr.

Empty.


Shane.


Wrighty.


Shane-o @ cooksnats

SLOW//

Today was a slow day after what turned out to be a big night last night. We laped the island looking for waves but to no avail. This arvo we went to watch some FOOOOOOOOTY! haha. This dude we met last night was playing for a new zealand team, he went by the name 'chopper'. This afternoon when we got back from the footy, benda was still in footy-froth mode, and felt the need to shoulder charge the front door, sending glass in allb directions, nice one wise guy. anyway, catch ya later home dawgs.

Footy


The door + Benda.


Sign.

COOKS//

Today we went out socials again. The swell had kinda changed direction a bit, so there was mainly closeouts. The weather went all cloudy aswell which sucked. Wrighty got his car liscence over here today aftwer passing a 15 minute test in the 'slut mobile' haha. Tonight we are going to go out for a bit then head to bed for some possible good waves tomorro. Here is one from this morning and 2 of shane yesterday.

Bomb.


Shane balls deep.


Shane being a mad dawg

SOCIALS//

Today we went to socials twice, i shot photos both times and filmed a few aswell. Shot land this morning, and water this arvo. There were some pretty amazing waves today. Here are some photos....

Bullshit one.


Looking out after a surf.


Shane.


Benda.


Empty.