GUEST//

As the first ever guest poster on the all consuming, ‘cuntfacetheblog’, its my duty to remind you all I’m not Jon Glanville and he is the true mastermind here.

As none of you useless cunts are aware, school continues past year 6, shocking I know. In my recent travels to and fro the WCA or Wollongong College Australia, I have discovered many a thing. One being that Asians froth more over cigarettes than jack McCarren does over French toast and frappes....

Exibit A.


...But the most crucial and life changing thing I have learnt is never, not in your entire life, shall man force himself to not too pass a bowel movement for 3 days, it’s like a bear un-clogging after a winter in hibernation.

Stay tuned for pt.2